Sir-Pumpkinhead

What the hell happened today?  I have no idea.  But it doesn’t matter because I’ll tell you what happened today.  Today, today happened.  And at the end of the day, I am still able to sit here and tell you almost exactly what happened, as far as I can tell.  So have at it; tell me everything that happened and I’ll let you know how I feel about it. Well, it all started when I was just sitting here, thinking about what to think about, then something that I thought decided to take a closer look.  What exactly is that?  What is this?  I have no idea but does it really matter?  In the end of all things does it really matter at all